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#1 Rick Harrington

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:24 PM

He gets his bowel inspected tomorrow.  Probably will be quiet for the next 18 hours cause he can't get too far from the throne.  Good luck Footie.  You should have never put this on Facebook.



#2 6mvp1

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:25 PM

Lol

#3 6mvp1

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:25 PM

What's foot soldiers real name. I'd love to become FB friends

#4 falconfan

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:31 PM

Good luck my friend!! Hope everything comes out alright!! :D



#5 Footsoldier

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:42 PM

Just returned from my first bathroom trip. Not good. I have to do this again in the morning.

#6 Jim West

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:44 PM

TMI guys, TMI..... :)



#7 1derpop

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:47 PM

I thougt that sound of waterfalls was quite unusual for this part of the country

Givem hell foot!!

Serously i hope doctor dont bruise your brain while they down there... Lolololol

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:48 PM

Just returned from my first bathroom trip. Not good. I have to do this again in the morning.


Got news for you, you will be doing this ALL night... Lol

#9 Rick Harrington

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:49 PM

I thougt that sound of waterfalls was quite unusual for this part of the country

Givem hell foot!!

Serously i hope doctor dont bruise your brain while they down there... Lolololol

You think he'll find one down there?



#10 falconfan

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:50 PM

Run Forest!! Run!! :D



#11 EGFAN75

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:52 PM

Been there...done that. No fun.



#12 Rick Harrington

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 07:53 PM

When I has my last one, the prep nurse told me not to eat anything spicy for 24 hours.  Was so hungry I could have eaten the ass out of a rhino.  There is a really hot dog stand about one mile dfrom the hospital.  A footlong all the way with extra onions and onion rings fit the bill perfectly.  That colon was empty and was screeming to be refilled.



#13 1derpop

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 08:16 PM

Yall some sick human beings

Truth is, i actually enjoyed my colonospepy, cleaned me out so good i had to eat nonstop for 2 days jus to b able to tinkle again

Check this out too, u no they dont put u completely asleep, really ur awake enough to communicate w them. All i remember was a good looking nurse pushing me into this room then a great big ugly nurse telling me "im gone need u to roll over",,,, next thing i no several days after i got home, i received a card signed by 7-8 people all wishing me the best and telling me how much fun they had,, no lie,, God only nos what happened or what was said in that room when i was half out of it,, i no my wife was embarrassed too :)

True story

#14 1derpop

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 08:23 PM

They either jus fired the cannon over at our stadium, or i heard foot again,

Givem hell foot!

#15 1derpop

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 08:30 PM

... That had to be thunder right there,,,, i bet maureen oboyle breaks in with a emergency weather warning any minute now...

#16 Footsoldier

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 08:32 PM

She lives on my route.

#17 1derpop

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 08:32 PM

Hey foot, let me tell u how to make them all relax tomorrow, right before they dope u up, ask the nurse to pull ur finger......

#18 1derpop

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 08:34 PM

She lives on my route.


Dammit :(

Next time dont give me tour of ur stadium, i want tour of ur route..

#19 Mad Dog

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 09:02 PM

We're you at hospital all day? I have to take one to.have that done...I've got some required errands to run for work ugh.

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 09:35 PM

We're you at hospital all day? I have to take one to.have that done...I've got some required errands to run for work ugh.


wont take all day but they dont do it at hospital,, theys a doctors office across from bojangles on dale e blvd behind waffle house, will cost about $1000 w insurance,,,,,, or u can go to back door of waffle house and ask for pete he will do it for $25,,,,, ur choice but who cares ur half asleep either way,, good luck

#21 1derpop

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 09:38 PM

oh forgot to tell u,, pete calls me and lets me help do any spider fans :)

#22 RD28327

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 10:18 PM

Damn, are we all breaking down and falling apart or what??  LOL  Get well soon, Foot!!!



#23 Rick Harrington

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Posted 16 November 2015 - 08:22 AM

It can be safely said that Footie is no longer full of $#!+.













 



#24 1derpop

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Posted 16 November 2015 - 08:42 AM

he will be again in about 2 days tho 



#25 Jim West

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Posted 16 November 2015 - 08:50 AM

Hey Foot, I hope everything goes well for you today.  






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